Looking at the Onion's Year in Band Names (highlights: Fecalized Rectal Sperm Spewage, 3 Piston Ass Hammer, Fag Cop) got me thinking about (former editor of Big Brother) Dave Carnie's made-up band names. A few personal favorites:
Ham Sale
HOV (Hot Ostrich Vagina)
General Nancy
Particular Fondness For Whimsy
Scotch Egg Fart
Li'l Mechanical Robot Niggas
Pizza Snake
Face Eating Pony
