He skipped Muppet Comic Mondays?! The fiend! He replaced it with... commentary? Oh, good grief. What about Tuesday? Pirates? Clever. Very clever. At least he kept Weekly Muppet Wednesdays. Who's the featured character? ...Big-Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien? She's not even a Muppet!! Heaven help us. I can't imagine what he did on Thursday... Oh, great, an interview. Probably another fake one with--Wait a second. Juliana Donald? Jenny from The Muppets Take Manhattan?
Huh. Perhaps I've misjudged ol' TBC. He came up with a great, moving, exclusive interview there. Sure, he's still a vicious tyrant bent on being confusing and British (or something like that), but... we could definitely use more articles like that. Huh.
Anyway... If I still have any readers out there after the pirate takeover, I'm excited to have the reins back. You can expect all of the quality you've grown accustomed to (which, admittedly, isn't much quality at all) here on The Muppet Mindset! Thanks for reading Muppet fans! It's good to be back.
The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier
