Product Idea: Muppet Rock Band

-Muppet Rock Band: And Why Not?-

Justin Piatt - Rock Band: a great game, or the greatest game? This is the question that has plagued the inquisitive gamer since gamers first became inquisitive. (Since the question relates to a relatively new game, we can assume that this has not been long.) As I sit here playing Beatles Rock Band – or rather imagining myself playing it elsewhere since the newest game system I own is PS2 (Oh, how ancient!) – I cannot help but wonder why we have yet to see the rather obvious – nay, inspired – creation of a Rock Band entirely devoted to Muppet music. After all, the catalogue is endless (more-or-less), and could include several songs performed by, yet not originating, with the Muppets.

So why not? Why not Muppet Rock Band? Green Day has their own Rock Band; surely the Muppets deserve their turn. To the fine folks at Disney Interactive, I tell you that Muppet Rock Band could be as epic as Epic Mickey! As big as Epcot! It could surpass the popularity of apple pie and motherhood! Just imagine thousands of Muppet/Rock Band fans rocking out to “Can You Picture That?” Merrily belting out the joyous “Movin’ Right Along!” Taking on the daunting task of beating Animal in a drum battle extra feature ala Harry Belafonte and Buddy Rich! Why, no man alive could take no for an answer when playing as their favorite Muppet character through their favorite Muppet movies and favorite Muppet television shows, playing their favorite Muppet songs. It could even tie in with the new movie, giving fans a special sneak peak of the musical numbers that await them in theaters November 23, 2011.

Here are just some of the awesome songs that could be a part of Muppet Rock Band:

• "Bohemian Rhapsody"
• "Can You Picture That?" (The Muppet Movie)
• "Movin' Right Along" (The Muppet Movie)
• "The Magic Store" (The Muppet Movie)
• "You Can't Take No For an Answer" (The Muppets Take Manhattan)
• "Night Life" (The Great Muppet Caper)
• "Happiness Hotel" (The Great Muppet Caper)
• "Hey! A Movie!" (The Great Muppet Caper)
• "I'm Going to Go Back There Someday" (Muppets From Space version)
• "She Drives Me Crazy" (Kermit Unpigged)
• "Wild Thing" (Kermit Unpigged)
• "Surfin' USA" (Muppet Beach Party)
• "Fun Fun Fun" (Muppet Beach Party)
• "Six String Orchestra" (The Muppet Show)
• "Rockin' Robin" (The Muppet Show)
• "To Morrow" (The Muppet Show)
• "Blackbird" (The Muppet Show)
• "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" (The Muppet Show)

So, dear readers, I’ll leave you with this question...

Muppet Rock Band: a great idea, or the greatest idea?

The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier

Weekly Muppet Wednesdays: Zoot

ZOOT

Performed by...
Dave Goelz (1975-present)

First appearance...
The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence pilot (1975)

Most recent appearance...
"Bohemian Rhapsody: Kermit's Commentary" video (2010) (voice only)

Best known role...
Saxophone player in the Electric Mayhem band; "The Muppet Show Theme Song" final note player; sleepy, burnt-out hipster.

Well known quote...
"Wha?"

WHO IS ZOOT?
Zoot is the one and only saxophone player used by Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem, and one of the core five members. Described by Floyd Pepper as, "Zoot, sax is [his] axe," in The Muppet Movie, Zoot and his saxophone are nearly inseparable. He is also often seen sleeping on the job and is suddenly awoken in time to perform. Sometimes he's asleep with his eyes open, hence why he "skipped a groove again" in The Muppet Movie.

The thing Zoot is most well known for is playing the final, bellowing saxophone note to the closing theme of The Muppet Show. In almost every episode of the show, Zoot is seen in the orchestra pit blowing the final note and often being shocked by the sound it makes. This role put Zoot in every episode of The Muppet Show, one of very few characters with that distinction.

In The Muppet Show, Zoot was a major player in season 1, appearing with guest stars such as Juliet Prowse and Phyllis Diller. He was also more outspoken in season 1 than in later seasons. This made him Dave Goelz's main character throughout season 1, before Gonzo really came into his character and became a big part of the show. In later seasons Zoot was rarely seen outside of gigs with the band.

Zoot has also appeared in every major Muppet movie (excluding Kermit's Swamp Years--but... major? Meh). In The Muppet Movie he was seen playing in a church with the rest of the Electric Mayhem, in The Great Muppet Caper, he famously had no other pants, man; in The Muppets Take Manhattan he was quite excited about aliens landing, only to find that nobody had; in The Muppet Christmas Carol he played Fozziwig's Party, in Muppet Treasure Island he questioned the politics of piracy, in Muppets From Space he played a bar mitzvah with the rest of the Electric Mayhem, and in The Muppets' Wizard of Oz he arrived late.

Recently, Zoot has been making a resurgence along with the rest of the Electric Mayhem. He has been seen in Give a Day. Get a Disney Day. promotions, Christmas at Rockefeller Center (2009), Studio DC: Almost Live!, Letters to Santa, and "Bohemian Rhapsody." It seems highly likely that Zoot will continue to appear in new appearances alongside the rest of the band.

ZOOT PERFORMANCES
Some noteworthy Zoot performances...

• The Muppet Show closing theme
• "Love Ya to Death" (Sex and Violence)
• "Tenderly" (Episode 116)
• "Sax and Violence" (Episode 102)
• "I Heard it Through the Grape Vine" (Episode 516)
• "Barnyard Boogie" (Episode 504)
• "Rockin' Robin" (Episode 510)
• "Can You Picture That" (The Muppet Movie)
• "You Can't Take No For an Answer" (The Muppets Take Manhattan)
• "Gone Fishin'" (Rocky Mountain Holiday)
• "The Man With the Bag" (A Red and Green Christmas)

WHY DO THE MUPPETS NEED ZOOT?
I wouldn't say that the Muppets need Zoot, particularly, but they do need The Electric Mayhem, and they most definitely need Zoot. Zoot provides the burnt-out, hippy musician vibe for the band that perfectly balances the exact opposite that is Animal. Without Zoot, the band is also missing the sax, which is a crucial part to most of their songs.

Zoot also acts as a close friend to both Floyd and Dr. Teeth, he used to have something of a relationship with Janice (when he was more outspoken), and is the one to remind Animal to take his tablets so each member of the band benefits from him equally and need him as well. Zoot is a crucial part of the Muppet formula, and it's incredible and wonderful that he has stayed around for 35 years.

The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier