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Weekly Muppeteer Wednesdays: Fozzie Bear (No, Really)

 Today's article was written by Tom Stroud.

FOZZIE BEAR

Puppet characters...
Chuckie, Smedley, Andy Ross (OK Go)

Not much is known about Fozzie Bear's life before the Muppets. He was raised by his beloved mother, Emily Bear. Although Fozzie and Emily do not practice hibernation, though his uncle does, and while hibernating, he left Fozzie his favorite car, his Studebaker. Shortly after receiving his Uncle’s car, he began to work at The El Sleezo Cafe, filling in for the El Sleezo Dancing Girls. His comedy act received bad reviews. It was at this job that he met his best friend, and founder of the Muppets, Kermit the Frog. Mr. the Frog saved Fozzie from the angry drunks at the cafe, and together they went to Hollywood, where they, along with several other people met on their journeys, founded the Muppets, and began work on their first project.

In 1976, The Muppet Show began and led to many successes for Fozzie. Working as a performer, he was most notably the resident comedian of the show. Although he is most known as a performer, he also worked as a puppeteer several times. First with a ventriloquist dummy named Chuckie, made to impress guest star Edgar Bergen. He started off with a rough patch, not understanding that one must talk for their puppet. Fozzie would not return to puppetry until November of 2007, a total of 20 years after his first puppet. Fozzie's new puppet Smedley, had a very short career ended in disaster, as Smedley erupted into flames, possibly to free himself from the horrors of Fozzie’s performance. One would think that after these disasters Fozzie would stick to his (albeit almost as bad) comedy routines, but the bear did not stop.

In the recent OK Go music video for their cover of "The Muppet Show Theme Song," our favorite comedian once again puppeteered alongside Kermit, Gonzo, and Animal. Fozzie performed a member of OK Go, Andy Ross, the guitarist and keyboardist for the band. The vocal performance was much better than his other puppet acts, mainly because the band members themselves dubbed the vocals. It is unknown when, if ever, Fozzie will return to puppetry. Perhaps as a member of The Moopets, he will perform in The Muppets this November, although it is unlikely. Whether or not this is for the better can be debated.








The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier, ryguy102390@gmail.com

Official Character Descriptions from "The Muppets"

Earlier this weekend, our friends over at Stitch Kingdom were provided with some fantastic, official info from Disney about The Muppets. Over the next two days we'll be sharing with you what they've shared already, starting today with The Muppets Official Character Descriptions. Enjoy these fun, insightful looks at the characters we'll meet (and we've already met) in The Muppets this fall. Also, be sure to click on the links for Kermit, Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Animal, and Walter, so you can check out the new, official Facebook fan pages for each character!

GARY (Jason Segel) is loyal to his brother Walter—the two do everything together. "Gary is from Smalltown, USA," says Jason Segel (TV's "How I Met Your Mother," Forgetting Sarah Marshall), a longtime Muppet fan who created the role with himself in mind. "He's very naïve, sweet and innocent, and he's very much in love with his girlfriend Mary. He's torn between his brother and growing into a new phase of maturation where it's time to be with his girlfriend. He's lived with his brother forever so that is his big struggle."

The plot thickens when the trio decides to take a vacation. Says Segel, "The movie starts out with me and my brother Walter, whose wildest fantasy is to meet the Muppets. My goal is to take a vacation to L.A. with my girlfriend Mary. So we all come to L.A. and while taking a tour of Muppet Studios, which are now decrepit, we find out that they're going to be torn down to drill for oil. So we have to find Kermit, reunite the Muppets—who have disbanded because of professional rivalries—and put on a show to raise enough money to save the studio."

Gary throws himself into the effort, putting his relationship with Mary on the back burner—again. Will he ever be able to grow up and embrace true love?

With his Kermit t-shirt and watch, WALTER (Walter) is a devoted fan of the Muppets. The lifelong resident of Smalltown, USA, dreams of meeting his heroes one day, and feels that—just maybe—he belongs with them. So when brother Gary and his girlfriend Mary plan a trip to Los Angeles, Walter joins them with hopes of realizing his dream once and for all.

The role marks the big-screen debut for Walter, and one seemingly written for him. "I play Walter, the world's biggest Muppet fan," says the star, "which is a real coincidence, since I happen to be the world's biggest Muppet fan and my name is Walter. It's like I was made to play this part."

Walter finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time—or is it the right time?—when he overhears evil oil baron Tex Richman discussing a plot to destroy Muppet Studios. With the help of Gary and Mary, it's Walter who sets the plan in motion to reunite the Muppets and save the studio. His pure-hearted enthusiasm for all things Muppets just might save more than the studio, too.

MARY (Amy Adams) is a valued shop teacher in Smalltown, USA—at least if the number of apples on her desk are any indication. She is Gary's longtime girlfriend who often finds herself playing third wheel to Gary and his brother Walter.

Mary shares Gary and Walter's sweet, innocent disposition, but she's growing weary of sharing her boyfriend with Walter. She can’t help but hope for a magical proposal during their Los Angeles vacation, but her plans are derailed when news of Muppet Studios' pending demise spur the trio into expressly non-marriage-proposal action.

Amy Adams (The Fighter, Julie & Julia) was called on for the role—in a way that was impossible to miss, says the actress. "Jason and Kermit sent me an invitation to be in Disney's The Muppets—they asked if I'd read the script and consider the role of Mary. Kermit was a big part of my decision. I don't like to tell Jason that 'cause he’s a little sensitive that I might be partial to Kermit, but I am."

In Disney's The Muppets, KERMIT THE FROG (Kermit the Frog) lives a quiet, solitary life. It's been a few years since the Muppets last performed together and Kermit doesn't realize how much he misses his friends until he's tracked down by Walter, Gary and Mary from Smalltown, USA, and convinced to reunite with the rest of the Muppets to save Muppet Studios.

Returning to the role he made famous in six previous Muppet movies, "The Muppet Show" and countless TV specials and internet videos, is Kermit the Frog. "I've played other parts, like Bob Crachit  in A Muppet Christmas Carol and Captain Smollett in Muppet Treasure Island, says Kermit, "but I think me is my favorite part."

The role is a bit of a departure for the frog known for his unifying spirit and award-winning songs like "The Rainbow Connection." "The movie is filled with comedy, music and adventure—like all the Muppet movies," says Kermit. "But I play quite a dramatic role. You see a side of me that maybe you haven't see before—and I'm not just taking about new camera angles. Acting wise, I really stretch to play me. One of my favorite moments is singing a brand new original song called 'Pictures in my Head.' I walk through the halls of a big mansion looking at portraits of my Muppet friends and missing those guys. It was very emotional…and I think it will disprove critics who've said 'the frog can't emote.'"

Kermit, who's always the glue that holds the Muppets together, has a big job in this movie, going head to head with Tex Richman—a guy who's lost his laugh—to save the studio.

TEX RICHMAN (Chris Cooper) is a rich oil baron who's concocted a devious plan to destroy Muppet Studios, presumably to dig for the oil he claims is underneath.

But the truth, says Chris Cooper (Adaptation, The Bourne Identity), who portrays the villain, is that Tex has a personal vendetta against the Muppets. "He blames the Muppets for a terrible event that happened to him at his 10th birthday party," says Cooper. "He is unable to laugh and has vowed to destroy the Muppets."

But Tex Richman's inability to laugh doesn't stop him from taking part in other Muppet antics. He may be cold-hearted and conniving, but this oil magnate has a few secrets up his sleeve that are more fun than fiendish.

MISS PIGGY (Miss Piggy) showcases her diva attitude and big personality in a new made-to-order gig in Disney's The Muppets. As plus-size editor of Vogue Paris, she shares her sublime fashion sensibilities with readers worldwide... at least until Kermit shows up.

The Frog is there, of course, as part of his mission to reunite all the Muppets to save Muppet Studios from Tex Richman. But Miss Piggy can read between the lines: she knows an invitation for love when she sees it.  And really—how could she say no to Kermie?

Playing the role of Miss Piggy is none other than Miss Piggy (Muppets from Space, TV's "The Muppet Show"). "It's the role I was born to play," says the internationally famous star. "Moi plays a high-powered, confident, charismatic, gorgeous, scene-stealing star who saves the day and wins her frog’s heart." Her fans would expect nothing less.

FOZZIE BEAR (Fozzie Bear) lives to make people laugh. So during the Muppets' extended hiatus depicted in Disney's The Muppets, the stand-up comic bear was determined to keep his act and the spirit of the Muppets alive—even if it meant joining up with a Reno casino tribute band called the Moopets. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and the Moopets may be sincere, but they're also a little creepy.

"The Moopets recreate great Muppet moments," says Fozzie Bear (The Great Muppet Caper, TV's "The Muppet Show"), who is back on the big screen as his namesake, "at least that’s what they told me we were doing. Could've fooled me."

Regardless of who he shares the stage with, Fozzie will try anything to tickle the audience's funny bones: gags, novelties, whoopee cushions, banana peels, custard pies and recycled jokes that earn more winces than laughs—particularly from his in-house hecklers, Statler and Waldorf (aka "those two old guys in the balcony") In truth, Statler and Waldorf just might be the bear's biggest fans. Though they'd never admit it, they may actually be happy to see Fozzie and the Muppets reunited—and they might have to throw the bear a laugh or two this time if it means saving Muppet Studios.

VERONICA (Rashida Jones) is a network executive called on by the Muppets to air their studio-saving telethon. She's not easily swayed, and it'll take a big-name star to seal the deal.

Actress Rashida Jones (The Social Network, TV's "The Office") portrays the tough-as-nails woman to impress. "I play a hard-nosed, stressed-out TV executive," says Jones, "but I am the only one who gives the Muppets the chance to air their fundraising telethon. I definitely crack the whip, though, because I'm scared of losing my job and I’m scared it’s not going to be successful—I yell at Kermit a lot."

It won't be easy, but hopefully, Kermit can charm Veronica like he charms every woman, network exec and diva pig he encounters.

GONZO THE GREAT (The Great Gonzo) has been very busy since the Muppets last performed. In Disney's The Muppets, Kermit, Walter and the gang find that Gonzo's career is down the drain—literally. "I play a plumbing magnate," says the daredevil who returns to the role he single-handedly made famous. "In this movie, we see what happens when I pursue plumbing — my original career choice. Actually, show business and plumbing have a lot in common—especially when it comes to clogs and snakes."

It takes some convincing—and an increase in health insurance coverage—to get Gonzo back on stage. Fortunately, Gonzo (The Muppets Take Manhattan,  TV's "The Muppet Show"), a pioneer of all things weird, can't resist the temptation of the wild and wacky stunts he performs to earn the eternal admiration (not to mention shock and awe) of his audience—and one very special chicken named Camilla.

Gonzo's stage act, which includes shooting himself from a cannon, balancing a piano on his nose, or eating radial tires to classical music, will likely always end in disaster... but that's the whole point!

ANIMAL (Animal), the ultimate rock n' roll survivor, finally addresses a troublesome personality trait and finds himself in an anger management program in Disney's The Muppets. He's traded in his drums for a flute and is struggling to redefine his identity. As if...

But fear not, fans of the over-the-top, monosyllabic, appetite-with-legs drummer from Dr. Teeth's Electric Mayhem Band. Once reunited with the Muppets, Animal's incessant (yet innocent) pursuit of rock n' roll, food and women (not necessarily in that order) returns. "Me like," says Animal (Muppet Treasure Island, TV's "The Muppet Show"). "Movie good."

Be sure to visit StitchKingdom.com for even more Muppety goodness!




The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier, ryguy102390@gmail.com

(Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes Spotlight: Kermit and Fozzie


Casey Daron - This week on (Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes, I will be spotlighting the best Muppet pals in the world, Fozzie Bear and Kermit the Frog! While Kermit is serious about something, Fozzie always lightens the mood, whether on purpose or not. These two must be appreciated in the Muppet quotes. Enjoy!

"Kermit, can you reach the hostess call button? I’m hungry"
"They don’t serve food in 9th class."
"What? Twelve dollars and we don’t even get a meal?!"
~ Fozzie Bear and Kermit the Frog, The Great Muppet Caper

"Where did you learn to drive?"
"I took a correspondence course."
~ Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear, The Muppet Movie

"Don’t you think we should’ve called your mother and let her know we were coming?"
"Oh, how little do you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises."
"Oh, good, 'cause she’s in for a honey!"
~ Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear, A Muppet Family Christmas

"Okay guys, we’ve got to get through those doors."
"Maybe we should ask permission from those nice men with rifles?"
"Fozzie!"
~ Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear, Muppets From Space






The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier, ryguy102390@gmail.com

News Update: September 16, 2010


NEWS UPDATE: September 16, 2010

\Cat Cora, Angelo, and Fozzie Bear appeared on CBS's The Early Show yesterday morning to promote The Muppet Kitchen with Cat Cora. On the show they made some hamburgers or something, but the real fun was watching Fozzie and Angelo completely run over the interviewer in true Muppet fashion. A truly hilarious appearance and I don't think I've seen Fozzie in better form in a long time!

Everyone's favorite super monster, Super Grover, posted a new video to Grover's Facebook page where he offers tips about what makes a super hero super. The video is completely charming and showcases Grover's cute and super sides. Season 41 of Sesame Street starts September 27th!

A rumor is floating around one of the Disney Parks forums that a Muppet Meet-n-Greet attraction may be in the works for Disney's Hollywood Studios. According to said rumor, the attraction will feature an actual, puppet-version of Kermit the Frog for fans and visitors to the Disney theme park to interact with. No word yet on how this will be accomplished voice-wise, but if they can have a human-sized Mickey Mouse talking to guests with his real voice, I don't think we should put anything past the Disney Imagineers.

And, finally, Dave Goelz and a "special guest" will be coming to the St. Louis County Library near St. Louis, Missouri on October 1st! Dave will be hosting Muppet History 101 as part of the Muppets, Music and Magic: Jim Henson's Legacy series put on by The Jim Henson Legacy. The event starts at 7:00 PM (doors open at 6:00) and goes until 9:00 PM. The event includes Muppet material you won't see anywhere else including early TV appearances, commercials, and much more. A question and answer session with Dave wraps up the evening. It's sure to be an amazing night and Ryan Dosier (yours truly) is going to be there! Let us know if you'll be there too or be sure to say hello when you see me!











The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier

New Video on Muppets.com!

For the first time in quite awhile, a new video has been uploaded to the official Muppets website, www.muppets.com. The video features Kermit and Fozzie as the interact with "Skeep," a Muppet Whatnot from FAO Schwarz, whose performer was the winner of the Muppet Whatnot Fan Experience contest held a few months ago. It's a fun video and it's always great to see Muppet fans working with Muppets. (Have we ever seen that before?)

It's a fun little video, but unfortunately only available in the United States. Fear not, international fans, for it's not nearly as good as the Muppet YouTube videos we all love (and can all see).

If you're in the United States, head over to www.muppets.com now and check out the new video for yourself!














The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier

The Epic CD-ROM Family Adventure: Part 1

Never fear, readers! The Intern has triumphed once more over The British Correspondent. We'll Let Ryan decide how to deal with him later, but in the mean time, this week has gotten me in the mood for pirates, and I happen to have a new piratey series to begin. Remember the Muppet Treasure Island computer game? No? You didn't even know such a thing existed? Well, that's why I'm here to enlighten you.

The Epic CD-ROM Family Adventure: Part 1

Lisa Alexander - In 1996, Activision produced the 3-disc Windows PC game “Muppet Treasure Island” on CD-ROM to tie in with the release of the movie by the same name. I loved this game as a kid and played it endlessly until my family got a new computer that didn’t have the game installed, and my dad said our old games wouldn’t work on this new computer. It was years before I found out that you can adjust some color-settings to make the game work on Windows XP, and by that time, I had already moved on to Vista. Luckily, Mom’s new netbook runs XP.

Getting back to the game after so many years is great. This was really my introduction to The Muppets, and now that I’ve joined the ranks of Obsessed Muppet Fans, I have an even greater appreciation for it. But sadly, it seems to me that even most Obsessed Muppet Fans aren’t aware of the game. It’s chock-full of Muppety goodness, so I thought I would share.

The top of the jewel case proclaims this to be “The Epic CD-ROM Family Adventure,” and it’s just exactly that; it’s family-friendly, it’s an adventure, it’s on CD-ROM, and did I mention that it is totally EPIC? So please, join me as I take us on an Epic CD-ROM Family Adventure.

First we see a rusty-looking door inscribed with Muppet Treasure Island—the fancy script from the opening credits. The cheerful music can eventually get old. There’s also a rusty speaker above the right corner of the door—presumably the source of the music.

Parchment-posters hang to either side of the door on the graffiti-covered wall. The one on the left reads “Starring Kermit the Frog as Captain Smollet” and of course has a drawn picture of Kermit as Smollet. The one on the right reads “Starring Miss Piggy as Benjamina Gunn” and shows Miss Piggy with a pearl-and-feather headdress, peaking out from behind two big jungle leaves. (The diva gets scenery, you see.)

To the left of the door, there’s a blue button that says “More.” I wonder if anyone ever clicks it. To the right, there’s a red button that says “Quit.” On the door itself, there’s a green button that says “Play” (unless you haven’t installed it, in which case it says “Install”) and it’s flashing at us, so we’d better click it.

It’s not the first time we’ve played, so Stevenson the Parrot (Named for author Robert Louis Stevenson, of course) greets us. “Hey Hawkins! Nice to see you again!” Then he slips off the screen and narrates as each button he mentions pops out at us. “If you want start an adventure from the very beginning, tap the “New” button! If you want to load a saved adventure, tap the “Load” button. If you want to explore your favorite world, tap the button for that world! If you want to leave your adventure, tap the “Quit” button.” (The first time you play, you skip all of this and go straight into a New Game.)

We’re obviously in a backstage-sort of area. Most of the buttons are TV screens, except for “Quit,” which is one of those giant switches that should power down everything. There are cords and weights just waiting to go into action… or gathering dust. It’s hard to tell. Meanwhile, whoever’s running the music seems to have ADD (and I can say that, because I have ADD, too). The music keeps changing mid-song between various instrumentals from the game and movie in no particular order. I just heard the same snippet of “Something Better” twice in a row. And then we go back to what’s supposed to be tropical island music.

Let’s get on with it and click “New Game.” The scene suddenly gets much brighter as the “New Game” screen goes to static and (barely) reveals Bunsen and Beaker. Beaker points us out to Bunsen, and the static bounces them up and down the screen as they try to talk. “Oh, welcome! I am Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and this is my assistant, Beaker!”

“Memememo!”

The screen goes static again, and a stage-manager-type-voice calls from off-screen, “Yeah excuse me Dr. Honeydew?” (Which sounds more like “Dr. Honday-loo”) “We need Beaker in Bristol RIGHT away!” Beaker promptly shoots across the screen, much like his entrance in the movie. “Opsie-doodle! Thank you sir,” the stage-manager-type voice calls out as Beaker crashes off-screen. “Ah, Mr. Kermit? Yeah, come one out and ah, introduce yourself to Hawkins? Thank you, sir.”

The door opens, but Kermit (dressed as Captain Smollet) slides in from the right of the screen to stand in front of it. He barely says “Hi-ho and WELCOME to The Game” before Fozzie (dressed as Squire Trelawney) comes out from the left of the screen.

“Hey, Kermit! I got some great new pirate jokes for The Game!”

“Well not now, Fozzie, you see we’re—“

“Wait, wait! Did you hear the one about the pirate who kept falling down? They called him—Black-and-Blue Beard! Ahh! Wocka wocka!”

“Any more jokes like THAT, Fozzie, and you’ll wocka wocka the plank!”

“Hey—that’s FUN-NY! Can I use that?”

“Uh, sure. But first you have to take your place in Bristol.”

This time, they actually use the door as Kermit herds a reluctant bear out of the first room and pushes a button to make sure they actually go where they’re headed. In theory, anyway. He moves his arm as if to push a button, but the animation doesn’t quite match up.

The stage-manager type voice makes itself known again. “Okay, now where’s the parrot? Ah ha! STEVENSON! You’re the HELP character! Go  and—HELP already!”

Stevenson clears his throat before he pops up in the bottom-left hand corner of the screen (where he will always be if we can see him talking to us). “Hiya, Hawkins! Hey, welcome to The Game! Now I know you’re asking yourself, ‘Self? Why is this parrot calling me Hawkins? Wasn’t he the hero of Treasure Island?’ Right, right, WRONG! YOU’RE the new Hawkins and HERO, and I’m your Stevenson. I’ll be on my perch.” He zooms off, and then hurries back to tell us more. “Here’s something else—just tap on me once if you need any help. Tap on me twice if you’re ready to see your stuff. Anytime you’re ready, I’M ready.”

Stevenson leaves again, and Kermit comes rushing back in through the door, apparently successful in depositing Fozzie. “OKAY START THE OPENING! YAAAY!” he shouts in his oh-so-Kermity-way, and he lets out a little “Bope!” to give the button a sound effect on his way out, which is absolutely adorable because the button already has a sound effect. The opening credits start, and we presumably follow Kermit through the door for a better look.

The opening credits have the same font as the opening credits in the movie. They show against a black screen as Billy Bones tells us the same story he tells just before “Shiver My Timbers” plays in the movie. An instrumental version plays in the background. All of the characters in the game are the same as in the movie, except at the very end:

Introducing Stevenson
As
Your Adventure Parrot

And starring
YOU
As Hawkins!

The music ends with the instrumental version of that last, “Dead men tell no tales!” And the screen goes black.

The Game has begun.