"Ladies and Gentlemen! The evening is over. We hope you all enjoyed yourselves and we'll see you all again in 1974. Good evening!"

Yesterday, I bought a book called What Would Keith Richards Do? Daily Affirmations from a Rock 'n' Roll Survivor by Jessica Pallington West. It's basically a how-to on encorporating his badass no-bullshit philosophy into life. I also got a shirt for $10, which has the Eagles 1975 Rolling Stone cover on it. Despite the fact that it's a little large, it makes me happy.

If I can't have it all, just a taste will do.

Walkin' on Gucci, wearin' Yves Saint Laurent.

Barely stay on, 'cause I'm so goddamn gaunt.