Psst...down here. Psst! Yes, beside the potted plant. Hello, it’s the British correspondent here. As you probably don’t know, I was banned and exiled from this website after an unfortunate incident involving a chocolate sauce, a hair-dryer and Ryan’s red sweater-vest, but I have sneaked (snuck?) back on to deliver this vitally important message: Britons of the World, unite. People of Britain, stand up and prepare yourselves! English, drink that tea! Scottish, fry something! Welsh, knit something! Irish, make a stew! Right...have you done that? Good. Now would you please get to your local supermarket, video store or anywhere that "Studio DC Almost Live" is being sold on DVD (I’ve seen it in Morrisons, Sainsbury’s, WH Smith and my assistant saw some somewhere in Scotland). Wait! Before you leave to said store!!! Come back, would you, and finish reading. Right, good. Now, when you get to said store you must find the shelf containing "Studio DC Almost Live" DVDs and move them all up to a top-shelf, preferably at eye-level and right where the Store usually stocks their most important DVDs. Bonus points if you can stack them in the Charts at numbers 1, 2 and 3.Right. Done that? Now GET OUT OF THERE and beware of security!!!
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This message will self destruct in five seconds.
Actually, it won’t, but didn’t that give you an icy shiver of excitement?
Good. Now get to work my minions!
-T.B.C.
The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier
